Rajnikant...the Superhero!!!

These are some of the most amazing facts about Rajnikant...
Now guys....dont kill me for this...but its just the love and respect of the legend which has made me do this...some amazing facts about Rajnikant...Super-Rajni!!!!!

1. There is no theory of evolution....just a list of creatures Rajni allowed to live.

2. Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Super-Rajni.

3. Rajnikant counted to infinity - Twice!!!

4. When Rajnikant does a push-up...he isnt lifting himself up...he's pushing the Earth down.

5. Rajnikant is so fast...that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

6. Rajnikant does'nt wear a watch...he DECIDES what the time is..

7. Rajnikant gave Monalisa that smile.

8. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of Black and Blue.

9. Rajnikant's house has no doors...only wall that he walks through.

10. Rajnikant can divide by Zero!!

11. Newton's third law: " For each action..there is an equal and opposite reaction." is false. There is no force equal in reaction to Rajnikant's turnaround kick!!

12. When taking GRE...write Rajnikant for every answer and you score over 1600.

13. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of them is the Earth.

14. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils water with his own rage!!

15. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant".

16. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results....it just doesn't happen.

17. Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

18. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

19. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

20. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

21. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

22. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

23. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Rajni fans!!! Please DONOT KILL ME!!
This was just for some fun!!