Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Bizzare...

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An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday tasks. Sacked from his job and deserted by his wife, Dede has been raising his two kids who - in their late teens - in poverty, resigned to the fact that local doctors had no cure for his condition. To make their ends meet he even joined a local 'freak show', parading in front of a paying audience alongside victims of other diseases.

Although supported by his extended family, he was often target of abuse and ridicule in his rural fishing village.

But now an American dermatology expert, who flew out to Dede's home village south of the capital Jakarta claims to have identified his condition, and proposed a treatment that could transform his life.

After testing samples of the lesions and Dede's blood, Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland concluded that his affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

Dede's problem is that he has a rare genetic fault that impedes his immune system, meaning his body is unable to contain the warts.The virus was therefore able to "hijack the cellular machinery of his skin cells", ordering them to produce massive amounts of the substance that caused the tree-like growths known as "cutaneous horns" on his hands and feet.

Dede's counts of a key type of white blood cell are so low that Dr Gaspari initially suspected he may have the Aids virus. But tests showed he did not, and it became clear that Dede's immune condition was something far rarer and more mysterious.Warts aside, he had enjoyed remarkable good health throughout his life - which would not be expected of someone with a suppressed immune system - and neither his parents nor his siblings have shown signs of developing lesions.

"The likelihood of having his deficiency is less than one in a million," Dr Gaspari told the Telegraph.
Dr Gaspari, who became involved in the case through a Discovery Channel documentary, believes that Dede's condition can be largely cleared up by a daily doses of a synthetic form of Vitamin A, which has been shown to arrest the growth of warts in severe cases of HPV."He won't have a perfectly normal body but the warts should reduce in size to the point where he could use his hands," Dr Gaspari said."Over the course of three to six months the warts should be come smaller and fewer in number. He will be living a more normal life."
The most resilient warts could then be frozen off and the growths on his hands and feet surgically removed. Dr Gaspari hopes to get the necessary drugs free of charge from pharmaceutical firms. They would then be administered by Indonesian doctors under his supervision.
Still intrigued by the origins of Dede's peculiar immune condition, the doctor would like to fly him to the United States for further examination, but fears the financial and bureaucratic barriers would prove too difficult to overcome."I would like to bring him to the US to run tests on where his immune condition has come from, but I would need funding and to get him a visa as well as someone to cover the costs of the tests," he said."I've never seen anything like this in my entire career."
Bizzare!!!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Rajnikant...the Superhero!!!

These are some of the most amazing facts about Rajnikant...
Now guys....dont kill me for this...but its just the love and respect of the legend which has made me do this...some amazing facts about Rajnikant...Super-Rajni!!!!!

1. There is no theory of evolution....just a list of creatures Rajni allowed to live.

2. Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Super-Rajni.

3. Rajnikant counted to infinity - Twice!!!

4. When Rajnikant does a push-up...he isnt lifting himself up...he's pushing the Earth down.

5. Rajnikant is so fast...that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

6. Rajnikant does'nt wear a watch...he DECIDES what the time is..

7. Rajnikant gave Monalisa that smile.

8. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of Black and Blue.

9. Rajnikant's house has no doors...only wall that he walks through.

10. Rajnikant can divide by Zero!!

11. Newton's third law: " For each action..there is an equal and opposite reaction." is false. There is no force equal in reaction to Rajnikant's turnaround kick!!

12. When taking GRE...write Rajnikant for every answer and you score over 1600.

13. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of them is the Earth.

14. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils water with his own rage!!

15. Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant".

16. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results....it just doesn't happen.

17. Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

18. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

19. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

20. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

21. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

22. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

23. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

Rajni fans!!! Please DONOT KILL ME!!
This was just for some fun!!

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The Greater You!!!

Its been quite sometime since I last posted...and I would blame nothing but my laziness for such dismal perfomance as far as posting blogs is concerned...
The fact is that I have had so much to write about...I couldnt figure out what to write and what not to...and finally I am going to come up with a very short one on PHILOSOPHY...yes!! You heard it right...Philosophy!!! So all those who are still going to continue reading...brace youself...
Actually I came across this thought when I was watching an interview of a very eminent personality in India...commenting on Paris Hilton...comparing it with his stint behind the bars for a hit-and-run case...

He said," there is such a lot of hue and cry about Paris being alone...but here...there is a difference...the difference in between being 'lonely' and being 'alone'...because being lonely is a pain in the a$$...but by being alone...you are the with the best person you can be with...Yourself..."

Great food for thought...When was the last time you did something for yourself??? Now I know you might come up with something or the other...but I am also sure that it involved someone else also...So think of something you did...and if you havnt...think of something you want to do...

But on the flip-side...what I feel is...whatever you do...even if it is for others ( if ever you did anything for them)...is also a part of something you did for yourself...I mean when I think in retrospect...whether it be shopping for your brother (even when you are on the brink of being broke), going out for dinner with cousin (inspite of already having had a three course meal) or having a chat with a friend in distress all night long (even when you are sleepy as hell...)...You are not doing something for them...You are doing something for your very own self...'coz noone forced you to do it...You did it...'coz you care...'coz they are as much a part of the Greater You...as You yourslf are!!

P.S. I know that you guys gonna think that I have gone insane...but don't worry I will be back to my eccentric self pretty soon... :-)

Monday, April 2, 2007

The Great MBA Switch..

Its been quite sometime since I last posted and I couldnt had found a better time to post...considering the fact that my module exams have started...the expression on my face says that I am dying of the "enormous work-load" and dont even have a minute to spare...but here I am doing something that I shouldnt be...
They say..its "Typical MBA" in the making! And I am gonna take it as a compliment...<again typical MBA>
But what has amazed me the most in the last 10 months of my life in a b-school is that ability to "switch" between states...now dont get me wrong on this...by states...I am referring to...err...its a little hard to explain...just read on..if you are "MBA" enough...you will understand..
For instance, we had a party last weekend <another advantage of being in a B-school is that you have enough numbers of parties>...some resort to that cliched reason for partying...
We work hard and party harder...
Just that the concept of hardwork has become obsolete in my case...but then again this one is not about that..its about that ability to "Switch"
So that day when we had the party...we swayed...err...I mean people swayed to the music and I did some clumsy hand and leg contractions and extensions which some people refer to as some sorta "karmic yoga" <so what if I have not two but four left-feet???!!!...I believe in one philosophy...can walk...will dance..or karmic yoga or whatever>... And this continued for about four hours <the usual> !!!
Normal human beings...which we, "MBAs-in-the-making" refer to as mere-mortals would had felt tired...but not us...because hey...we are..ahem..you know what...So after this four hour long people dancing and me trying to dance...we gathered at the "ataria"..<Now mere mortals...take note of this...we have the habit of calling places in our school with some weird names..and ataria is one such place> where all these high<on booze> people with equally high I.Q.s sit and so what we do the best...discuss..plan...strategize and leave it to others to implement..After four hours of partying, one hour on dicussing on....<scratching my head> <I dont even remember what we discussed about>..we decided on completing the ERP assignment which was supposed to be submitted at 0800 hours that morning...btw did I forget to mention that the time then was 0300 in the morning..So after all this we sat for two and a half more hours and completed the assignment...which hopefully is gonna save me from flunking in the exam...
Seriously speaking I surprised myself that day...for "switching" between different states so easily and effectively..I think that is what you really learn in a place like this...I mean some might argue that the learning and acads are the most important...blah..blah..but wait...I disagree..
Its the "Switch", the <into sarcastic inverted commas>"Karmic Yoga", "Bakar" at the "Ataria", the Nite-mess, that butter-parantha, the pathetic coffee, the "Gyaan"...which we...atleast I enjoy here...somehow I have started to realise that I have started liking most things here...even my pathetic CGPA...to which I am doin no good by writing this blog..
But then again...that is the life here...that is the "joie-de-vivre"
p.s. Hope Tavana...my french teacher reads the last line..

Monday, January 8, 2007

Two friends and the Waiter Story

three weeks back: okay...now this one like the one that i previously posted comes straight from the heart sittin on my favorite seat finally at my place after the gruelling "that week per module" week at the same centre of excellence where i study...and i finally have a week to relax!!!whew...what a relief...but for how long???only till the time i realise that there's no TV cable connection at my place...the relief goes to dogs...damn...no epl matches...no mtv...no pretty news readers...not natgeo...no ftv...damnn...suddendly i realise that life's gonna suck like hell...amazingly i also started to miss those idiotic conversations that i have continously had over the past few weeks with a friend of mine who works with a certain software firm in a nearby city...and life now had hit a nadir...
two weeks latr: suddendly i realized that for a very long time now i have been whining a lot(and why do i always hav sudden realiztions???well lets not get into that..)...actually this vacation has been one of the major "all-time lows" of my life...no..i havnt flunked nor has my girlfriend dumped me(ohh..btw..i dont hav one and tht also kinda sucks...bigtime)but it seems pretty clear tht this season's gonna go in the record books as the most boring 15 days of my life....i mean imagine...no telvision...no football...no friends to hang out with...a new year's eve where i did nothing at all...sat at home and did nothing!!!!and yes not to forget...the incident(which m gonna talk about in excrutiating detail which will be even more boring for u guys...)anyway...since you have made the mistake of reading this blog to this point just read on further...ok...today(as i wrote on 5th of jan 2007) i went out with a good friend of mine from school for lunch...and i think i dont even need to mention that the food kinda sucked but then had a good time overall atleast till the time i got...well...leave that...read on(why??u'll knw as u read further...god!!!hav sme patience!!) ok..now this place where i went to....my friend got hit on by waiters and managers of that restaurant...can u believe tht???the waiters never left us unattended and not to mention they kept on insiting my friend to eat different stuff they had on offer...and i think u must hav already taken it for granted...but then..just for the record...i was ignored by them...big time...but heyy...not a problem and it wasnt just one waiter or one manager...it was like the whole bunch of them...gone crazy after my friend(but i must agree she looks stunningly beautiful(all othr people...othr than my friend whom i m referring to...read it as pretty good) at times...but tht day wudnt qualify as "at times")they even asked her to fill some stupid feedback book(which they never normally do...and btw i have eaten at that place tons of times to know tht)which she very politely refused to(not to mention she wanted to be good to those not-very-job-oriented scumb-bags who were waiting on us..err..her...i wasnt attended..)even then they kept pushing for it and specifically gave it to her...but i had a good time poking fun at her...she gathered attention...allrite...but...hehehe...frm them...yes...was having fun for the first time this vacation...these are all the people whom she could get attention frm...heheehe...all laughing and having fun...and then..and then like always..the universe always found a way to retaliate...and she said..."Atleast sme people hav good asthetic sense...u dont..." and bam...whack...whootishhh....life hit another low point...compared to waiters(hey i dont hav anything against them generally...just that bunch at that place)and lost..big time...at these times i would normally say,"ohh cmeon...gimme a break"...but no....wont get any...screwd..like always!!!!mann...and this all 'coz i didnt pay enough attention to her new hair-do...wait does this mean she liked that attention she received from them...hehehehe...that's even more funny though...but..
moral of the story: girls need attention and god made u 'coz u can give them what they want...whether it be attention or...ahem...anything else...just PAY ATTENTION!!cant believe tht u r still reading
p.s. Allrite Urja....u can kill me now...

The Humble(read it as Confused) Beginning..

Disclaimer:the ideas and thoughts that are presented here are a sole product of my mind and my other body parts should not be held responsible for it...and i know...tht i need profssional help...

Its about time that i realise that the only thing that i would be able to do properly in a b-school (mind it....a b-school that figures in the top 10 in india...and no...its not an IIM) is making good use of the internet services available here...(no....wont name the school..) and i realised this after getting scores of a particular subject(the questions of which were already known to us...) ....and bfore i forget allow me to let u all know that as usual i have scored miserably....the next thing i do...write a blog...n btw i dont wanna fail...coz if i do....i will be thrown outta here....not tht i dont want to...but...'Coz i dont hav the E.Q. nor the I.Q. anymore to go through the process of the Common Admission Test(CAT) again...so here i am....pledging to write about the idiosyncrasies in my life...and the pain-in-the-backside life in a b-school which involves 2 hours of badinton amongst other things...the amazingly bad food at the mess...for which the mess-guy should be paying us...and not the other way round...and not to forget the amazing sex ratio...which stands at 126 males to 23 females....that effectively means....ahem.....well forget tht...lets not get into stats and figures(btw the highlight of my stay at school...is passing in stats...after which i started believing in MIRACLES...)...and after being banned frm the ip mssngr of my school 'coz of some events....which i was involved in but wasnt responsible for...this was the only source i according to me...where i could write all the crap that came into my mind...anyway this is just a sneak peak of the things to come from me...and maybe by the time i write a few blogs...am gonna realise....as always...that...writing blogs's also not worth the pain...the bottomline is....i donno wht m i doin??? :-